Day: June 22, 2013

My ha, ha, joke

Ole is the pastor of the local Norwegian
Lutheran Church, and Pastor Sven is
the minister of the Swedish Covenant
Church across the road.
One day they are seen pounding
a sign into the ground, which said:
DA END ISS NEAR!
TURN YERSELF AROUNT NOW
BAFOR IT ISS TOO LATE!
As a car speeds past them, the driver
leans out his window and yells,
“Leave people alone, you Skandihoovian
religious nuts!”
From the curve, they hear screeching
tires and a big splash.
Shaking his head, Rev. Ole says,
“Dat’s da terd one dis mornin’.”
“Yaa,” Pastor Sven agrees, then asks,
“Do ya tink maybe da sign should yust say,
‘Bridge out?'”